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My Double Life

"'I'm merely developing the theme, putting forward the idea that people who wear masks are no longer uncommon, and that it's difficult nowdays to recognize the man underneath.'" - Dostoevsky, The Double

Welcome to my little hole in cyberspace. This is my page's fourth and final location, but it looks pretty much the same as it did in 1994 because I'm too busy hosting and designing other folks' web sites to make it pretty. Once upon a time I was the proprietor of Brazerko Communications and the sysop of Sea of Noise BBS, while spending too much time and money studying economics. Then I ran for Norwich City Council while starting DownCity LLC and Chelsea Data Inc. More recently I've been involved in starting Bizgrok and swing dancing. Busy? Yeah. But I still find time to export munitions, bear arms, search for optimal Golomb rulers, support free culture, and dazzle audiences with my acrobatics. (OK, just kidding about that last one. That's the other Robert Szarka.)

Drop me a line at szarka@szarka.org. And if you meet my evil twin on the road, tell him I want to know what he did with my other sock.

The Funway

"Lock your wigs, let the air out of your shoes, and prepare yourselves for a period of simulated exhiliration." - Firesign Theatre, I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus

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My 15 Minutes of Fame

"He multiplieth words without knowledge." - Job 35:16

Once upon a time I edited Sea of Noise Journal. Occasionally, I take a stab at National Novel Writing Month.

My Writing has also appeared in the following publications:

On the lighter side, my most satisfying moment of fame was my appearance at The Dilbert Zone, where I shared billing with a sock puppet.

I support the EFF!

Last Update: 25 Aug 2008
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